Monday, January 31, 2005,
9:51 AM
You Say Stop,And I Say Go Go Go
Monday, January 24, 2005,
3:53 AM
I Am The Egg Man,I Am The Egg Man
I'M SICK...................
Came home halfway during Collis' studio tech class,was sneezing so badly the whole day.
SIGH.
Let's hope I'm way better tmrw,gotta sing at Public House.
Poor Ollie's outside struggling with his keyboard re-exam pieces.
Now I know why most piano teachers are grumpy old hags.
It's DAMN stressful.
Saturday, January 22, 2005,
11:29 PM
PHOTO TIME!!!
Click on this sentence.Don't be stupid.Just click on it.Do it damnit!
Went Upstairs And Had A Smoke,After The Smoke I Went Into A Dream
SEX.
There's no doubt that the society we live in now,despite how modern it may be,still regards SEX as a "boo-boo".What brought on this topic?The article in today's Life! section in the papers about Alfred Charles Kinsey.
Once a researcher on insects,he became obsessed with human sexual behaviour.He is one of the few people who have studied people's sex lives and have come to the conclusion that everything revolves around SEX.Another famous person to have discovered this was Sigmund Freud,born in Austria in 1856.He developed a school of Psychology that focused on the unconscious as a motivation for human behaviour,the unconscious being SEX.(taken from "The Story of the Jews") He believes that boys feel a sense of resentment and hatred towards their fathers because they are unconsciously sexually attracted to their mothers.In layman terms,territorial pissings.Quite gross really,but that's probably one of the main reasons why incestuous relationships between mother and son are the most common.
Suf,Ollie and I once had a chat about Sigmund Freud's theory when we were opposite school,and the thought of being sexually attracted to his mother made Ollie feel so sick.Without a doubt,it's just plain WRONG.But as unethical as it may be,it's because of our unconscious minds and inevitable ability to make everything sexual that such things really do happen.
Turns out,a friend (A) of a friend (B) of a friend (C) of mine is having a sexual relationship with his mother.(yes,in Singapore.I shit you not.) Okay,(A) is not involved in this AT ALL.(C)'s the one screwing his mum,and he told (B) about it.Now,why would (C) tell (B) something that is so tabooed?My guess it that (C) probably has an ego the size of the Atlantic Ocean and on top of that,it seems that (C)'s mum wants to have sex with (B) too.
WTF???!?!?!?!?!?!???!!!!!??
I thought I was liberal enough to accept anything,but that just takes the cake.
isn't he so cute?hahaha 
Me and Alv playing at Public House
Friday, January 21, 2005,
7:59 PM
Who Knows How Long I've Loved You?
MAN.......
My feet still hurt from last night's gig.Alv,Eugene and I were wedding singers for Boon Teck and Sylvia's "Xi Jiu" at The Beaufort Hotel at Sentosa last night.OMG...it was THE MOST BORING WEDDING DINNER EVER!!!AND WE HAD TO STAND THROUGHOUT!!!(except for Eugene,lucky bugger.)I don't mean to be a wedding dinner critic here(if there's even such a thing),but I'm sorry Sylvia and Boon Teck(who're REALLY REALLY nice people),your guests were so boring!The only highlight of the evening for us was this girl with a really nice rack,and she kept giving her attention to cutie Alv.Aiyah,ALL the girls there were staring at Alv the whole time we were playing.What to do?He did look very good last night though.Heck,we all did.HAHAHA!But Eugene and I had a great time making fun of him,especially when Nice Stack caught the bouquet.HAHA!!Crap.I should've brought a cam last night.Don't know why I didn't...TSK.Oh Oh!And there was this psychotic auntie in pink who kept asking the waiter to ask us if she could sing a chinese song.We were like HELL NO!SO ANNOYING!!!
The poor boys were starving even before our first set started,but they didn't feed us,which I thought was quite stupid of them.What were we supposed to eat??Dragonflies?(there were a lot flying around the pond by the way) Alv was gonna go to Zouk after the dinner was over,and boy was he fantasizing about the hot dogs there.HAHA.
Man,I just realised what a sweet guy Eugene is.He and Alv were telling me stories of how Eugene's ex girlfriends all couldn't stand Alv cause he'd always bring Alv out on their dates!I mean,which older brother in this day and age would do that??When I asked why,his only reply was "He's my brother what,why cannot?"It's no wonder they're so close,even till this day.I thought Ju and I were close,but they just beat us flat.
Oh well...hopefully there'll be more wedding gigs.I had so much fun playing,even though it was BORING.
Sunday, January 09, 2005,
9:12 AM
Free As A Bird
I'M SO PROUD OF MY TWINNIE NANA!!!
Ollie and I watched the Ren Ci Charity Show on Channel U today ( a TOTAL rarity,considering the fact that it was Ollie I watched it with) cause Edna was performing with the celebrities.Oh man,you should've have seen how excited I was when I spotted her dancing in the background and when they did a close up on her.I was pointing frantically at the television set and saying "That's Na!That's Na!".Hahahaha.Honestly,how often can you point to the screen and say "That dancer there is my best friend!"??Seeing her before and after rehearsals and knowing how many long hours they put into practising for this show really made me feel so proud of her when she danced so GORGEOUSLY on tv.No doubt,the choreography wasn't really that fantastic,but SHE made it look GOOD.AAAHHH!!!This is so exciting!!!HAHA!
Anyway,Collis BETTER NOT still be on leave tomorrow.And Derek is NOT going to be my Aural Skills teacher,I'm making sure of that,even if it puts him against me totally.I care about our class's education more than I care about that bald piece of shit.
I've got a wedding gig coming up on the 21st/22nd!This couple came down with their friends to watch Alvin and I play at Public House about a month ago,and they want us to play for their wedding.They're not very friendly though,so I'm quite dreading that part of the night.But who cares??I'm playing for a wedding!!I'm a wedding singer!!!This is great man,I've always wanted to play for a wedding.
Oh well,it's time to sleep.I'm not sleeping enough.
And I'm losing too much weight.
Scary.
Saturday, January 08, 2005,
7:48 AM
Joe's Balls
Here Comes The Sun King
JOE'S BALL-LESS.
Poor thing's been really groggy for the past two days,but he's a lot better now.He's still feeling the side-effects from the General Anesthetic,so he's not eating much.Oh well,call me cruel,but we had to do it.He gets really aggressive when he's horny,and Nick's always the victim of his testosterone-influenced moods.
Went for my photoshoot today at Create Talents,it was pretty fun.There were 3 other girls doing theirs at the same time,so I guess I kinda made 3 new friends.They're really nice,but pretty bimbotic.I hated the first outfit they made me wear,it was some disco-ey shiny blue halter top paired with my own jeans.Made me look damn mina and quite slutty,but I guess they wanted that look cause of my wild hair.The second one was a big,poufy bridal dress.Man,I'm doing bridal shots at 18.hahaha.Hope they turn out good.I've supposedly got an assignment from the modelling agency,supposed to dance in some ad.Quite cool.Heh.And once again,I've been mistaken for a Malay girl.I wasn't even wearing makeup!!!All the makeup artistes and desk girls thought I was Malay,and they kept going on about how shocked they felt when they found out I was Chinese.
PFFT.
Anyway,poor Na had rehearsals from 9.30am-11pm today.Hope you're not too tired sweetie,when you get home,go straight to sleep!Tell Sha to keep his hands to himself just for 1 night!HAHAHAH.
Had a really good time with Ollie,Sha and Na last night.We went down to Pasir Ris to have dinner with them,so they brought us to eat chilli craB.(Notice the spelling Sha?It's craB,not craP) We were laughing so hard I was crying.Went back to their place/room after that,and Ollie watched Cannibal Holocaust.OMG.It's the most horrible show ever.I wasn't even looking at the screen,and just by listening to sounds coming from the speakers,I was so nauseous I could've thrown up on the spot.Fucking INHUMANE.
Oh well,it's time to take off my contacts.
My hair's still stiff from all that hairspray.
Bloody hell.
Tuesday, January 04, 2005,
10:18 AM
So Hold Me Tight Tonight Tonight,It's You,You You You
SO......
It's the first week of school,and Collis is not around.
He's on PATERNITY LEAVE.
Oh well,gives me more time to slack.
I should be sleeping right now,but I'm not really in the mood to.Joe keeps climbing around on the keyboard,so i have keep deleting and retyping.Now he's sitting on the table licking his furry balls.
They'll be gone on thurs.
I wonder if male animals turn gay when they get castrated.It's so sad,but so necessary.I don't want my cat sleeping around.HA.
Ollie's not sleeping yet,are you baby?
He's got class at 9.30am tomorrow,and it's 2 freaking 20.He's not gonna wake up.Wanna bet?
Oh well,time to go sleep I guess.Joe's knocked out on the Hymn books.
Good Night!
Monday, January 03, 2005,
9:51 AM
I Wanna Be Your Man Ba Bada BA!
I LOVE YOU OLLIE.
Had so much fun this New Year's Eve,but now we're back in school.=( I guess it's a good change from all that slacking.Oh well...PHOTO TIME!
