Friday, October 28, 2005,
7:44 PM
Like I Promised
Pictures!!!
Let's hope my bloody Mac will let them show...
My baby Ying
Beng getting itchy from all the seafood
San Ben Yu Da!!
My nostrils
To view the whole album
HERE
Wednesday, October 26, 2005,
11:09 AM
You Know I Love You Still
I don't know what to get for Ollie,and our 2nd year anniversary is less than 3 weeks away...
ARGH!!!
Outside the dressing room during Lost In Transit
When I Get Older Losing My Hair, 20 Years From Now
Just got back from a night out with the "Pu Bo Kias" + friends. Went to eat at Suki Sushi at Parkway Parade,it's like $24 bucks per person for an all-you-can-eat buffet,sashimi included. MAN....did we go crazy! In the end Ollie,Ying and Beng had diarrhoea. Must've been all the raw oysters they had.
We came up with a funny list a few days ago which we brought up again while getting drinks at Lavender Food Square (which has REALLY good food by the way).
THE FIRST THING (insert NAME)'S NEWBORN KID WOULD SAY TO THE DOCTOR RIGHT AFTER LABOUR.
1. Ollie: "Doctor doctor! You know ah...?/Guess what?"
2.Noel: " *rubs chin* ze ge hu shi bu cuo ma..."
3. Yu Da: " *with mouth wide open* UH."
4. Mark: "SHAO SHEE BAI!!!"
5. Kokster: "Bassist of a dream/Vun Tventy/*crow sounds*/etc." (too many to mention)
6. Ying: "Wo de ji bai mao..."
7. Beng: "Thas mean..."
8. Xiao Hua: *Stone cold stunner on Beng*
9. Suf: "Chee bai......"
P.S photos will be put up asap.
Sunday, October 23, 2005,
11:32 AM
No I Never Saw Them At All
Deuce Bigalow II is damn funny. Whoever says it isn't must be in denial or have some major issues.
Anyway, had a meeting for the workers going to this year's Juniors' Chapel camp.It was pretty productive,haven't had the time to sit down and enjoy fellowship time with my SBBC khakis for such a long time.And I wanna scold DILLON YE!!!
Asshole,you had sooo much time to let me know that you won't be around during the MOST crucial stage of planning,but NOOO...you choose to tell me a week before you leave!!!Then again,showing me your 11B was good enough a pension.
BUTCH.
Hurhur.
Wish I could've joined Beckster and Jamie for a drink other than coffee after the meeting...But alas,Deuce Bigalow II was beckoning.
Will I Wait A Lonely Lifetime?If You Ask Me To I Will
Gonna catch Deuce Bigalow II in while with Ollie.
Hope it's good,a lot of people said it sucked.
I'm seriously not a movie person, it's such a waste of time and money. The only movies I like are stuff like White Oleander, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood ( A MUST WATCH!!!), Beautiful Mind etc...
If I want crap humour, I just need to hang out with the "Pu Bo Kias".
Right?
Saturday, October 22, 2005,
12:32 PM
Can You Tell Me Love Was More,Than Just Holding Hands
A poem dedicated to the 7th of November:
Make haste, O' 7th of November, make haste!
For I am starting to waste,
A lot of time and a nickel or dime,
Just waving my arm in his face!
Arrive, O' 7th of November, Arrive;
I'm lucky to still be alive!
With Ju's bad driving and three moles a' thriving,
No wonder I'm starting to get hives.
Have mercy, O' 7th of November, Have Mercy,
Nick doesn't like my joke-sy.
So please come quick, and I'll be slick,
So slick he'll let me pass-y!!!
(read: 7th of Nov is my driving practical test date.)
I can almost hear the collective groans.
Thursday, October 20, 2005,
8:27 AM
We're Gonna Have A Good Time
Finally got around to uploading Ollie's 21st birthday bash photos.
GO HERE
For The Benefit Of Mr Kite II
So the semester's finally coming to a close, and tomorrow's my last day to hand in ALL the bloody assignments due this first sem. It's funny how you never realise how fast time passes till you're in your last year, like where the hell have the last two years gone to??
Anyway, I've been dying to watch 40 year old virgin. And Noel's burning the last 5 episodes of season 1 and the first 4 episodes of season 2 of LOST!!! You've gotta love that Chinaman, he's the best. (read: please get the whole of season 2 and pass it to me soon)
Hurhur.
As I'm typing all this, my whole damn room stinks of the devil's caffeine concoction, otherwise known as COFFEE. I hate that stuff. Ugh. Even Juich has joined the "dark side", as so aptly put by Jon.
Never invite me out for a cup of coffee. I'll spank you.
Wednesday, October 19, 2005,
2:43 AM
Coo Coo Kachup!
Found a really old entry on Mr-Needs-To-Update-His-Blog that made Ollie and I laugh like hell when we first read it.
Al-Qaeda Memorandum
FROM: Bin Laden, Osama.
TO: All Al Qaeda Fighters.
SUBJECT: The Cave
Hi guys.
We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that!However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take
care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:
First of all: Dust.While it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning roster, have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the Halal toaster/griller).
Second: It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm tryin to scare the hell out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wasssuuup' thing. Thanks.
Third: Food. I bought a box of Afgani goat cheese recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf of the fridge. Today, two of my slices were gone.. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. And Please - do not chant "Ossy, Ossy, Ossy. Oii Oii Oii" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.
Fifth: Graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA F**** DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.
Sixth: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys there is a grey area).
Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Muzir, Ali, Akbar, Samir and Dave.
Love you lots,
Os. xxx
PS: I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag.
Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005,
1:21 AM
After That Smoke I Went Into A Dream
So I've FINALLY decided to update my blog, and what better a way to update it than to change my whole blog skin?
AGAIN.
hurhur.
School's out, Jean and Jay's wedding's over (lovely lovely wedding it was), so now all that's left for me to do is plan games for JC camp 2005 and work.
Am I boring or what?
