ROCK & ROLL IS A PROSTITUTE.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005, 7:12 PM

You Don't Sound Different But You Have Changed

Prank calls.

That's like soooo primary school man...

I was woken up by my phone vibrating under my pillow (it really works,gets you up in no time) and it was an incoming call from a withheld number.Nothing strange,most of my friends use private phone numbers.So I pick up,and there's this guy on the line,who strangely sounds like Shaun Seow.Haha!

So the whole time I'm like

"Hello?Hello?Who's this?"

and the guys just keeps replying

"Hello?*panting*Can you hear me?*panting*"

and he's moaning and groaning a little,like he's crying.

So I thought,maybe Shaun and Jo had a fight,and he's crying...blahblahblah.Next thing I know,he says...

"You have a nice underwear."

(Pause.Moment of silence.)

You have A nice underwear??What the hell??

After a while,he started asking again

"Hello?Are you there?*panting*Can you hear me?"

Boy,did I let it rip.

"Dude,if you're gonna make a prank call,you're gonna have to do it right.You have A nice underwear??That's grammatically wrong.How about you have nice undies?Or you have a nice pair of underwear?You really should think about all this before yo...."

*Click*

He hung up on me.

Doofus.

You wanna be a pervert,do it right.I'm teaching you how to get it done,and you hang up on me.

Ingrate.

Anyway,Ju went for her job interview at Standard Chartered this morning.She left at about 9.30am.

Good luck Sissy!